Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.

plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter

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aradiatime:

8tastic:

i fucking hate you

Played 87629 times.

(Source: theskankbank)

  • me: no trust me he's really attractive google images is just giving us bad results

Because he’s worth it.

(Source: astropolice)

vanalicious:

More Grimdorks c:

  • Me: //falls//
  • Granddaughter: GRANDMA ARE YOU OKAY?
  • Me: //laughs// HELP I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP
  • Granddaughter: Grandma this isn't the time for your old 2000 jokes!
  • Me: WATCH OUT WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE
  • Granddaughter: GRANDMA!
  • Me: YOLO
mirelha:

Folk costume of Aüssaü, South-Western France.

mirelha:

Folk costume of Aüssaü, South-Western France.

  1. Camera: Nikon D50
  2. Aperture: f/5
  3. Exposure: 1/100th
  4. Focal Length: 52mm

jumpstofly:

aragoorn:

the-victim-in-cluedo-did-it:

detectiveswizardsandtimelords:

So that’s how he survived then.

How did we miss this clue?

We saw but we didn’t observe. 

Oh, yeah, right.